Back in 1969 me and my friends were in the war fighting for our country as you do. When all of a sudden Shrek came flying down from the havens above landing in the centre of the field. Everyone went into silence, next thing we see is Shrek pulling a pie out of his pants, he takes a bite.. We were blinded by a white light. Next thing we know we woke up and I look next to me and I see a brown lump. I put it in my mouth and it was the most delicious thing I had ever tasted in my life. It has been many years of me trying to re-create this heavenly creator. But finally I have done it CANO CAKES, because BOOM! Matters..